To commemorate my wife’s 8-month pregnancy; in another month, I’ll be a father. Nothing special, just wanting to mark this milestone~~~
To commemorate my wife´s 7-month pregnancy, I´ve been enduring a lot for the sake of the baby. Should we start being more restrained in the future?
To commemorate my wife´s 6-month pregnancy, I´ve been enduring all this time for the baby. Now it´s finally okay to have some gentle sex.
To commemorate my wife´s 5-month pregnancy, I´ve been enduring a lot of shit—she´s had countless lovers already.